Bellbottoms are back!

I really hated the skinny jeans movement.  I opted for slim fit.  I am slim, but I am not twelve.  One of my favorite fashion porn sites is netaporter.com.  Do you have any idea how excited I was to learn that bells are back?  What I love about this style is that it is flattering on almost everyone.  I didn't just hate the skinny jeans movement because I didn't want to wear them.  I also hated it because it wasn't flattering on women with curves.  Guess what?  Women have curves.  I know "curvy" has been used to describe women with a little extra weight.  I don't use it like that.  I am curvy because I have an hourglass figure, but 125 pounds does not make me fat.  Curves are fantastic.  Bellbottoms accentuate curves and complement them.

All that ranting leads to this: I now have to find a pair of bellbottoms or flares that are not name brand.  I get a little faint thinking about it.  This means that I have to go through the torture of trying on jeans because I don't know what will fit.  Historically I can grab any size 27 citizen or J brand and I know that it will fit.  I can't do that now.  What will I do?  Fear...